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If you write something silly or foolish on Twitter, you’re gonna get dragged.
CNN is getting a firsthand lesson in that universal truth after a Saturday tweet went decidedly off the rails. It was supposed to set the scene, pulling a particularly descriptive line from a story about Donald Trump’s first evening in a post-Mueller Report world.
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Instead, it set off a minor uproar as Twitter’s forever-savage peanut gallery responded with a swarm of one-liners. To its credit, CNN chose to let the wave of snark break over the tweet rather than just deleting it (which would have surely made things worse, let’s be real). Good sports over there at CNN.
Here’s the offending tweet:
“On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light, with his wife and son Barron, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier.”
It paints quite a picture, right? You can almost see the fading Friday sun’s rays rippling across Trump’s unusual skin shade of radioactive orange. It’s like a scene out of some really messed up Charles Dickens story.
Troll Twitter trotted out its best material for this one. A bunch of people pondered about the literary inspiration behind the tweet. (It’s actually a line from the linked story, FWIW.)
Ah, a bold choice to try and channel Fitzgerald? ‘Gatsby’ isn’t a bad choice, but poorly executed. Re-read the text or just the quotes. https://t.co/PPWSXdTRQD
— Julie Wilcox WX (@JulieWilcoxWX) March 24, 2019
reads like the opening of a Vonnegut short story where some booj suburban parents eat their kids https://t.co/VZ1gaNIKYu
— please @ me for access to my powerful brain (@ChrisCaesar) March 23, 2019
Others couldn’t help noting the tweet’s use of the word “golden,” and that word’s connection to a certain alleged incident referenced in Christopher Steele’s infamous dossier.
A bunch more got creative and flexed their chops as writers.
And as the president glistened with luxuriant amber gris, he looked directly into the solar eclipse and saw God. https://t.co/E4wyvJPDVC
— lvl 45 thetans potus (@thetomzone) March 23, 2019
, and whose hand shook as he gripped the ceremonial knife and watched the sacrificial bull be led toward the dias, its horns festooned with fresh flowers. But this was the rite that all boys of the Order must perform. https://t.co/goT8S9jXMl
— Emma (@Merman_Melville) March 23, 2019
STATELY, PLUMP TRUMP DONALDO CAME FROM THE OMELETTE STATION, bearing a television remote control on which lay an emolument and an Adderall pill. A thread-of-gold dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held his hair aloft and tweeted: https://t.co/2laSemw6tm
— Kurt Busiek Resists (@KurtBusiek) March 24, 2019
A few people asked the most obvious question of all.
But my very favorite of all the tweets immediately tickled my grammar nerd sensibilities.
pretty amazing that the poor syntax implying he is married to his son is only like the third weirdest thing about this sentence https://t.co/1Kpnc1JfEi
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) March 24, 2019
GGWP, Twitter.
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