CFL Team Signs Poop Johnson

Uh Oh…

CFL @CFL

DT Poop Johnson has signed with the @TorontoArgos.

#CFLFA | https://t.co/cbNo2mZiIm https://t.co/muXOWf17Wo

Field Yates @FieldYates

Crappy news for the other teams that wanted him. https://t.co/oFRhWZPm4H

Doug Farrar @NFL_DougFarrar

One-gap clogger. Stout up the middle. https://t.co/Ap0idUuHpx

mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL

Not a crappy signing at all. https://t.co/aPadv6Yy5Z

Greg Auman @gregauman

The old Wednesday afternoon news dump … https://t.co/AozdUwhbGY

The Origin Story Is Phenomenal

Sam Cooper @SamDCooper

“I guess it’s because I poop so much. I poop like five times a day so it’s hard to keep weight when you have so much going out.” – Poop Johnson https://t.co/ViyDANlQEE

Kyle Madson @KyleAMadson

He’s the number 2 signing of the offseason. https://t.co/SIEpGUqrT8

Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr

It’s on and pooping in Toronto https://t.co/DZ11SBJ0rv

Jeff Allen @JeffAllen71

about to get real https://t.co/hUpGVqrYSD

Mike Prada @MikePradaSBN

If they get rid of him, will they call it a salary dump? https://t.co/DQHCmPtej1

Well Done, Everyone

Mike Golic Jr @MGolicJR57

proud of my timeline for the way it’s covered the Poop Johnson signing