24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation

May is National Masturbation Month, and we’re celebrating with Feeling Yourself, a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure.

There’s something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts. 

But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji? 

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The world’s most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it’s time to retire the ol’ eggplant for a while. It’s time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat? 

And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.  

To help you out, we’ve compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour. 

1. Hand + food combo

2. Pettin’ the kitty

3. The ol’ taco tango 

4. Orbiting Venus

5. MEAT BEAT MANIA 

6. Flicking the bean

7. Shifting the joystick

8. Blasting off 

9. Just hands… like, every hand emoji

10. Blow your own horn 

11. Taming the beaver 

12. Paddling the pink canoe 

13. Hit the bullseye 

14. Finger blasting 

15. Shaking hands with the milkman 

16. Spank the monkey 

17. Ring the bell 

18. Sweet, sweet honey 

19. Gushin’ 

20. Choke the chicken 

21. Make the bald man cry 

22. Shower time 

23. Pinching the dumpling 

24. Clowning yourself 

Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you’re sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what’s going on.